A Letter To Roger Federer

Dear Roger,

How are you doing Roger? I’m a big fan of yours and I just love watching you play. You are one of the greatest tennis players ever. You will most definitely win those two more grand slams soon.

Anyways, I just wanted to ask you a question. What the hell is wrong with you? If you have decided to never win a French Open ever please let us guys know. At least we fans won’t be so disappointed. Yesterday was your worst match ever. With you being the number one, I was expecting you to give Nadal some sort of a challenge. But you disappointed me and the rest of your fans too. It looked like you just wanted to get over with it ASAP. You could have at least given us a five setter. What are you scared of him? C’mon man, this is no way a world number one plays. Huh?

This in no way means that we won’t support you anymore. Far from it. We will always be there. I think you just have a mental block. It’s not that bad you know. It happens to everyone. You just have to think positive. Get that aggression back. Nadal has nothing on you. You are better than him and everybody else out there. This stupid thing about Nadal being the best on clay is a whole lot of bull crap. You can beat him on clay, grass, hard court, even sand, asphalt or gravel.

If it’s any consolation, his one bicep is bigger than the other and it looks comical in his favorite sleeveless tees. he he. Looking forward to the Wimbledon.

Yours truly,

A fan from India.